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Billy Bramble and The Great Big Cook Off

Billy Bramble and The Great Big Cook Off

Sally Donovan | Kara McHale

(2016)

Abstract

"Want to know something else about me? I am Billy Bramble: the King, the President and the Emperor of Bad Lucksville. I am the Chief Executive of Bad Luck Limited, the Bad Luck Champion of the World, the Bad Luck Guinness World Record holder and it's all thanks to my invisible dog Gobber. He's my Bringer of Bad Luck."

Billy Bramble likes rude words, smelly farts, loud farts and freestyle sneezing but when BAD THINGS happen, his invisible angry dog Gobber barks in his ears, gives him brain mash and breaks things. One day a competition is announced at school - The Great Big Cook Off - can Billy Bramble defeat Gobber and change his epic bad luck?

An irreverent story for children aged 8-12 about a less than perfect boy, this book will inspire any child who's ever secretly thought they might be less than perfect too.


Billy Bramble is a fantastic book. It gives you an insight into people who may struggle and how their surroundings can influence their behaviours and attitudes. Billy Bramble is a nice boy with an angry, imaginary dog. Together they battle with certain feelings. I believe everyone can learn something from this book, not least that through persisting, eventually, in spite of hardship, you can achieve.
Coby, 12
The story is good. It makes you want to read on.
Adam, 12
The book shows even if you are different you can achieve.
Jordan, 14
I liked the character of Billy.
Thomas, 13

Poor Billy seems to get everything wrong. However hard he tries, somehow or another things never work out well. And secretly Billy knows why - it's him, there is something wrong with him.

Sally Donovan's deeply felt story gives us a glimpse of how hard it is for Billy to keep trying and hoping that things might be different. He seems actively to push away all attempts to help him and the adults struggle to know how to do anything of use. With his tricky dog by his side Billy doesn't know how to be close. Until the Cook Off. The accumulation of the months and years of stubborn care provided by kind adults starts to break through and we see the vulnerable parts of Billy (which have been there all along) begin to emerge.

This moving and psychologically sound story encapsulates many key themes expressed by vulnerable children and paints a vivid picture of the seeming impossible dilemmas they may be facing. Compelling for children, this book will also be of great value to adults as through Billy they gain insight into the risks children face when they begin to dare to trust.


Dr Vivien Norris, Consultant Clinical Psychologist
An inspiring read which will encourage children to get cooking in order to make delicious food and also gain confidence in their own abilities.
Jo Ingleby, BBC Cook of the Year 2015 and Chef in Residence at Redcliffe Children's Centre
I like the way Billy has an invisible dog. It is one of the best books I have read.
Sophie, 13

Sally Donovan is a writer, blogger and commentator on parenting and adoption. She has been awarded British Society of Magazine Editors Business Columnist of the Year, Professional Publishing Association Business Media Columnist of the year and is also author of the classic memoir No Matter What: An Adoptive Family's Story of Hope, Love and Healing and The Unofficial Guide to Adoptive Parenting: The Small Stuff, The Big Stuff and The Stuff In Between, both published by Jessica Kingsley Publishers.

Kara McHale is a graphic designer and illustrator. She is a proud Northerner, now living in London. Kara has always loved to draw and paint and even won a drawing competition when she was eight years old. She studied fine art and graphic design at university and now never has to get a proper job because she gets paid to design cool things and draw pretty pictures.


I love Billy - he is funny and cool and awesome and I understand him. I think he was very brave for entering the competition. The story made me laugh a lot.
JB
Brilliant and thoughtful insight into the mind of an eleven year old and the wonderful power of cooking.
Lorraine Pascale

Table of Contents

Section Title Page Action Price
Billy Bramble and the Great Big Cook Off by Sally Donovan, illustrated by Kara McHale v
MY NAME IS BILLY BRAMBLE 2
MY EPIC BAD LUCK 8
FACEBOOK (THE CHICKEN) 12
BASIC BISCUITS 16
THINGS I LIKE DOING 17
MY BEDROOM 20
HUNGRY BUNGRY (THE CAT) 23
THE BRAIN MASH 25
STARSKY 27
FRIENDSHIPS ARE LIKE MATHS 29
I AM FULL OF BADNESS 31
A BAD BAD DAY 33
AN UNEXPECTED DAY OFF SCHOOL 34
COMFORT SOUP 37
A PICTURE OF A TRUCK 39
TEACHERS 40
A COMPETITION IS ANNOUNCED 43
FLAPJACKS 44
MATHS FALLS OUT 45
DO YOU ENJOY READING? 47
TODAY WAS A GOOD DAY 49
MY TOP TEN LIST OF SCARY THINGS 50
WORDS DON’T FIT 51
A SERIOUS PHONE CALL 53
THINGS I DON’T LIKE 55
I DO NOT GO AWAY 56
MUM GOES AWAY 57
MUM COMES HOME 60
IT’S A MUM-HIJACK 61
SICK UP TUESDAY 64
THINGS THAT ARE NOT NICE 67
ANGRY PIZZA 68
CARTER COMES FOR TEA 74
ANNOYING THINGS MY DAD SAYS 80
MORE COOKING 81
GOBBER GOES FOR A WALK 82
CYCLING THE ROCKY ROAD 83
NUTTY ROCK CAKES 88
EGGS FOR TEA 92
MY DREAM DAY 94
I DON’T ENTER THE COMPETITION 95
WHETHER SHE LIKES IT OR NOT 98
MY BAD DREAM 105
GOOD TASTINGS 107
THE MYSTERY BAKE 117
A HEAP OF TROUBLE 125
CARTER COMES TO PLAY 128
AWFULLY ANXIOUS 130
MY MUM IS NOT CROSS 133
THINGS I FIND DIFFICULT 136
‘I HAVE ALL THE THYME IN THE WORLD’ 137
PRACTISING 140
SOME THINGS I AM LEARNING 145
A MESS OF HEAVY FEELINGS 146
MY CHOICE 149
MUM SHOUTS 151
MUM THROWS MY SHOES 153
THE FINAL 156
MAKING A FUSS 174
THE JUDGEMENT 176